Flecktarn Conspiracy - Camo Week
As many males know, any significant amount of time in a female-specific clothing store will slowly turn your mind to mush. In my
impaired altered state, I came upon a revelatory discovery... The shysters at Suzy Shier are hocking surplus Flecktarn material as a summery material for their dresses! We here at Grey Ops take camouflage seriously (well, we take everything seriously), and this kind of thing can't be tolerated.
Suzy Shier, you're on notice. Get your shit together.