Saturday, July 2, 2011

Rant Week kicks off! BRING ON THE ANGRY MOB!

It's been months since I last posted a rant in my "Mike's Rant of the Month" series. That means a lot of rage has been building up with no outlet, and I'm seriously about to go off. Throw in all this summer heat and humidity (which tends to make me cranky even at the best of times), and it's a recipe for pure disaster.

With so much on the line, I have a lot to get off my chest. That's why I'm declaring this week RANT WEEK. 7 days of pure catharsis, venting at douchebag players, shitty paintballs that don't break, greedy Paintball companies, lousy equipment, and more. Hold on to your hats, because I'm an equal-opportunity asshole - there'll be something in my posts this week to piss off everybody.

So get your torches and pitchforks ready, and get ready to join the angry mob. Rant Week begins NOW!

Disclaimer: Right now the whole world's a mess, with bombs falling in Libya, people getting shot to death in Syria just for standing up for themselves, and children dying of starvation in the developing world. Paintball is insignificant compared to all of this, and my annoyance or anger with something Paintball-related even more insignificant in context with the problems on our planet today. So take the upcoming rants for what they're meant to be: For entertainment purposes only.

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